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Cledus T. Judd
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Please Take the Girl
Lyricist:Bruce (parody Lyr) Burch, Larry W Johnson, Cledus (parody Lyr) Judd, Craig Martin
Arnie's Daddy said he'd take him fishin' If he'd just dig the bait He said, 'Get lost, Dad, I'm watchin' mud wrestling Go jump in the lake
Why don't you take that neighbor girl? The one that favors our dog' His dad said, 'Son, she might sink the boat She weighs more than our hog'
And Arnie said, 'She's got a tackle box That you'd kill for a Zebco rod and reel She won the Junior Bass Masters Tourney And I just ate oatmeal, and I'm afraid I might hurl Daddy, please, please take the girl'
I'd rather take a cane and then go fishin'
Same limey boy, same large girl Eleven years with no date They finally married when they both realized They'd get a big tax break
One night at the laundrymat washin' underwear A stranger pulled a water-gun Arnie soiled another pair and whimpered
'Ain't got no money in my wallet She's got the credit cards But they're all run up over the limit Won't get you very far
And though her hair's up in curls Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com And she looks like Milton Burle She ain't wearin' fake pearls Mister please, please, please take the girl'
Well, she ain't bad When she gets a couple of coats of That cold cream on her and a sack over her head
A toothless Arnie, a whale of a woman Forty years down the tune One day they found him with a shotgun Buck-naked on the roof
Doctor's said, 'He's lost his mind We'll have to take him away' As they strapped that straight jacket on him Someone heard him say, he babled out loud
'If you'd lived with her, long as I have You'd be slap crazy too She's the one that's really a psycho More than a few screws loose She's nutty as a squirrel Doctor, please, please take the girl'
Get her outta here!
Arnie's Daddy said he'd take him fishin' If he'd just dig the bait Is it Tim McGraw or John Anderson I'm trying to imitate
Sorry Tim
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