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Bart Baker
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Hello Kitty Parody
Hello? Help me I have no service
I shouldn't have switched to AT&T I cannot even tweet My entire world is crashing down
I feel like I'm dying Hello?
Can you hear me?
Adele calm down use the landline
You are such a drama queen! No I cancelled that last week I'm having a panic attack!
Just try outside stop crying
This entire song is one giant first world problem rant Hello oh God no why? I still have zero bars outside
I'm so screwed my life is Crumbling before my eyes Wait I know I'll go back in And connect with wifi Oh no I'm locked outside
I can't fucking believe this why?
Please come to the door And let me back in the home It's 50 degrees and all I Have is this massive coat Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
I'm so cold Thank God a payphone In the middle of the woods
Make perfect sense normally totally
Come on pick it up I can't believe I'm locked out of the house
And you're not answering
It's been an hour since my last tweet
My fans must think I'm dead Help me I cannot get online If I do not say hello I
Will lose my following They will forget about me Wait hold up I have a bar now I can tweet Hello I'm still alive I have bad service locked outside She can't get in her house And her service is bad Oh God poor Adele her life is In shambles it's so sad It's the worst day of my life And now my fucking phone just died Everything's gone wrong my World's falling apart I might as well just give up and Shove this knife in my heart Goodbye world! Now I'm gonna starve and die!
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