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Turboneger
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Hell Toupee
I took my band way across the land But too much ass can destroy a man See, I emptied all my glands Inside the emptiness of all my fans
I spent all of my testosterone Giving all my favorite fans a bone It's hard on my hair, living like a dog And tonight the devil is riding a hog
Night is falling, the curtain's calling My bio clock is ticking so fast
And it's gonna be, Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee Can't stand losing my hair this way Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee, not now, no way
Other day, I was doing the bump Then I found myself taking a dump It gave me time to contemplate The state of my hair and its terrible fate
Spent my life fighting off the pigs Drinking beer and a smoking cigs Stealing riffs and a blowing gigs But now I'm stuck googling for wigs Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
Skin is glowing, dome is showing My bio clock is ticking so fast
And it's gonna be, Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee Can't stand losing my hair this way Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee, not now, no way
Hell Toupee, day by day Always thought that my hair would stay great Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee but it's way too late
Night is falling, curtains are rolling My bio clock is ticking away
And it's gonna be, Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee Can't stand losing my hair this way Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee, no, not now, no way
Hell Toupee, razor blade It's genocide of my hair today, Hell Toupee Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee Don't fade away, not now, no way
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